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Joke of the Day

"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."

"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""

"You're supposed to pee on a Jellyfish sting and not a jelly stain? Well that was really embarrassing."

"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."

"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"

"I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know."

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."

"Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol"

"Do they really need to add 'Alive' to 'Sexiest Man' or am I grossly underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?"