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Joke of the Day

"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."

"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"

"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"

"There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife... ...and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel."

"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"

"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."

"What two things do prostitutes make? Hormones and hormones"