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Joke of the Day
"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"
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"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ""Gorilla shot at Cincinnati Zoo."""
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."
"Why do I praise Neo? Because I'm autistic xD XDXD"
"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese? Camembert."
"I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, ""No way!"" I was like, ""Yahweh"""