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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot."

"I realized that if a girl were to say ""don't rape me"" with her teeth knocked out it would sound a lot like ""doe ray me""... Either way it's music to my ears! Credit: comedian Shawn Pearlman"

"Any funny student council election catchphrases for posters? I made jokes for last years sophomore election but can not think of any for this year. Any help redditors?"

"Just finished my book about how to get laid at bars. It's called The Girl With the Lower-Back Tattoo."

"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"

"420 is a gateway holiday to harder, more serious holidays."

"Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time."

"My roommate said he was going to quite masterbating I asked how that was going. He said, ""I don't know man I just haven't been feeling myself."""

"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"