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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."

"""LSD Makes Users Lose Weight"" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"Please keep yelling incoherently at strangers on the internet about which candidate you think is best. This will surely change their minds"

"So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'"