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Joke of the Day
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
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"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"
"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""
"I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 13 million illegal aliens? Juan by Juan"
"What's the difference between heroin and foot long dicks? Your mom isn't addicted to heroin."
"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."
"What blod type am I? Type-O"
"Two candles wanted to get high... They lit up and got low instead. Happy 4/20!"
"I shot my first turkey today! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section though."