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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"
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"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."
"What kind of parents are see-through? Transparence!"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.... ...She then exclaims some arsehole has my pen"
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."
"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes."
"""I gave him the what for!"" ""What for?"" ""Because he deserved it, that's what for!"""