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Joke of the Day
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."
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"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"
"Do you think the Tauntaun from The Empire Strikes Back got cold after Han sliced it open? Or do you think it kept lukewarm?"
"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"King's Landing Tommen put the king's landing in King's Landing"
"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."
"Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze"
"Still shocked that people kill themselves without first eating nothing but cheesecake for a week, THEN killing themselves."