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Joke of the Day

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"

"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins"

"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"

"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."

"What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub? Gorillas in the mist"

"Carl was annoying Carl walked into a street shop. the first thing he did was cough very loudly. e b 9"

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon."

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is, intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."

"If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right"