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Joke of the Day
"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."
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"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."
"What do jehovah's witnesses believe in? That I will open the door"
"I told a joke to my Chemistry teacher. He replied ""Oh man, I slapped my neon that one"""
"Did you hear about the woman that died with semen in her ear? She didn't even hear him cumming."
"My wife and I do it doggy-style... ...she plays dead and I beg. -Dan Chopin"
"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."
"Cop: Sir, can you step outside please? Me: Sir? Awww! You are SO polite! Cop: Excuse me? Me: Now you're just showing off."
"How come when animals have sex at the zoo it's ""educational"" But when I have sex it's ""immoral"" and ""illegal"""
"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."