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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a violent Buddhist? A Zero."
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"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"
"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."
"The older Cameron Diaz gets, the more she and Mickey Rourke look like brothers."
"I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'm OK But I feel like I've dyed a little inside"
"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"
"[At Wedding] Priest: And do you take me as your lawfully wedded wife? Me: I do. WAIT A SECOND Priest: TOO LATE. YOU'RE MINE NOW, IDIOT."
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."