58993

Joke of the Day

"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."

"I've recently taken up a class in French Self Defense... It's exhausting, I've never ran so far!"

"What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet? Kryptocurrency"

"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"

"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!"

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"

"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."