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Joke of the Day

"Why did a Jamaican cry while eating chicken? Because the chicken was a Jerk."

"Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. ""Will the defendants please rise"""

"Heading to Chinatown after work... I heard it's Erection Day."

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""

"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"

"Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus .. Bus conductor : The older one should sit here Both looked at each other And the seat remained empty :p"

"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"

"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """