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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
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"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."
"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."
"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"
"I never knew who my father was Until my mom revealed that she had a sex change"
"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
"What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted."
"Tequila If a guy gets drunk on tequila, and beats you up... then he's guilty of agavated assault."
"If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?"