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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
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"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"
"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"
"I bought a shower curtain on Amazon once and now every time I log in Amazon acts like I'm the guy who fucking loves buying shower curtains."
"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."
"Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British? It's only check, mate"
"Why are girls so odd? they can't even"
"In preschool, I became friends with a little girl I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired."
"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."