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Joke of the Day
"What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale"
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"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"Winning an argument with a woman is like getting 1st prize in a ""who wants to sleep on the couch"" contest."
"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."
"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."
"In my experience there's two ways to get things done, the right way and the drunk way."
"I got fired from a suicide hotline Apparently they look down upon reverse psychology."
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"What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet? On a scale from one to ten, urinate."
"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"