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Joke of the Day

"I just dropped 15 pounds! But don't worry, I unplugged the toilet afterwards."

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"Did you hear about the guy that used ivory butt plugs? He suffered from elephant-tight-ass."

"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."

"Hearing problems I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."

"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."

"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."

"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be called chicken sedans..."