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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a small bird? One of it's legs is a little smaller."
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"Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls? his-panic room."
"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"
"If someone walks in on you hatching your evil plan, just tell them you were rubbing in some hand moisturizer."
"Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies."
"Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio."
"Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !"
"Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free."
"Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?"
"[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science."