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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."
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"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, ""I think I'm addicted to Twitter."" He replied, ""I don't follow you."""
"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
"How do you make a plumber cry? murder his family."
"My boyfriend asked for a nude pic (NSFW) My boyfriend asked for a naked picture. I asked him if he wanted to see tits or ass. He responded ""surprise me"" So I sent him a picture of my dick"
"Kanye West must feel very conflicted right now. He's excited Kim is pregnant, but deep down he knows Beyonce had the best baby of all time."
"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"