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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."
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"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"
"(-i)^2=-1. Moral: If you fiddle with imaginary problems too much, shit's gonna get real."
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"
"My daughter called me ""lame."" Let's see how ""lame"" she thinks I am when I pick her and her friends up from the movies in a BOAT"
"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the Mainstream."
"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."
"If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter.... How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?"