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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be called chicken sedans..."

"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."

"5% of America thinks we're doing well. The other 95% thinks we could do gooder."

"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."

"Bridge is like sex. If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."

"Short simple fish joke A fish is swiming upstream in a river hits a concrete wall looks up and says ,dam!"

"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"

"[in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't"

"What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!"