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Joke of the Day
"When is the one time when no doesn't mean no? When a woman rejects feminism."
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"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""
"It's a good thing I'm not a god because I'd probably just end up eating the planets after midnight over the sink."
"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
"Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly."
"Trees have done a lot of shady things in their lives."
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"
"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"
"I'm addicted to glue You just get attached to it"