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Joke of the Day
"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."
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"If meat is murder..... Than are blowjobs cannibalism?"
"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"What do composers prepare their ingredients on? A Chopin board"
"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"
"My Grandma told me today that men were much more charming when she was young... I told Grandma that that was because they aren't trying to fuck her anymore."
"What's brown and sticky A stick"
"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."