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Joke of the Day

"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."

"What do you call a hollow dachshund? Holloween. (*Please don't report me)"

"Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??"

"""What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?"" ""I'm going to finish my book."" ""I didn't know you were writing a book."" ""I'm not, I'm reading one."""

"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"

"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"

"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"

"Sometimes, eating road kill Can be a big moose steak"

"Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder."

"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"