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Joke of the Day
"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"
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"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."
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"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
"How do boats apologise? S**oar**ry!"