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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."

"What do you call meat that is on sale for half off in the south? Roadkill"

"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."

"Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip"

"How to get out of school Tell the school you are sikh"

"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"

"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left? Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"

"I like my women how i like my coffee Without a penis."