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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."
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"Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing."
"What's brown and sticky? Anal."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."
"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."
"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"
"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"
"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""