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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."
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"Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face."
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"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."
"2 Irishmen in a helicopter..... One turns to the other and says ""Dew tink if oi turned this here choppa upside down we'll fall out""? ""Don't talk daft, we'll always be friends"""
"How to rap like Pit Bull: Spanish Spanish Spanish Mr Worldwide DALE!!"
"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."
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"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."
"You should not disagree with my spear It has a point."