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Joke of the Day

"Isn't everyone gettin over racist jokes? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"

"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."

"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"

"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."

"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."

"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."

"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."

"My daughter keeps rubbing lemon skin all over herself. I think she's pozest."

"They don't treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods, they don't have banks -- they have check cashing."