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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"

"How bad is it to poop your pants? It Depends"

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

"The way I see it, the only thing my daughter's little ""boyfriend"" needs to know about me is I ain't afraid to go back to prison."

"I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae."

"Why shouldn't you give a Western feminist the first serving of a fruit cocktail? Because they'll just pick out all the cherries."

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""

"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."