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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"
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"What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein."
"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."
"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"
"If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?"
"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'"
"My brother told me we ran out of protein powder I didn't believe him, so I said No Whey"
"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"