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Joke of the Day

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"A son asks his dad, ""What's the difference between a boy and a girl?"" His dad answers, ""Well, there's a vas deferens!"""

"What do you call a small bull? A MINI-TAUR!"

"In the days before the Internet... did black people watch Cops to see what their family and friends were up to?"

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""

"How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human? None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark"

"Fewer US schools are selling candy, soda and chips to students After all, that stuff is horrible for pregnancies!"

"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"

"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."