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Joke of the Day

"What do you do to a dog that doesn't obey your commands? You kill it."

"My friend asked me if I wanted to walk down a hill with him. I declined."

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"

"My wife and I just renewed our vows of celibacy."

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."

"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."