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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"
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"I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas."
"Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with gravel."
"Answer your phone, ""come in"" just to mess with people once in a while. Count how many seconds it takes for them to respond."
"A dark skinned lady named Betty goes to the butcher and asks for some beef. The butcher replies: ""Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"""
"grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there"
"Drug dealing is a great occupation because if it doesn't work out, you can always tutor children in fractions."
"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."
"I had no idea Instagram was down until a girl in front of me at Starbucks cancelled her order, saying ""Instagram is down it's useless"""
"It's all fun and games until you're sitting in the Planned Parenthood waiting room doing your Algebra homework"