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Joke of the Day

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."

"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."

"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."

"How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving."

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."