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Joke of the Day

"ANOTHER CHICKEN, ANOTHER ROAD Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: Who else would follow a chicken?"

"Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws"

"My dad likes to come to my office & tell the receptionist he's my parole officer in case you were wondering how I turned out like this."

"A man was on an escalator.. When all of a sudden it went very fast. He arrived at the top, turned around and said.. ""well that escalated quickly""."

"Just learned that if lightning strikes within 50 feet of you, you can speak every language simultaneously and pee out of your eyes."

"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"