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Joke of the Day

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute? Whoreigami"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."

"What's DJ Khaled's favourite number? 11, Because it has another 1."

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"if you are on a magazine cover with the headline 'my new body' and that body is not, like, a cheetah or horse, missed opportunity"

"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."