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Joke of the Day
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
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"hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair"
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. Baa-dum-tssss."
"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."
"Shout out to that old cop in movies, talkin' 'bout how soon he's gonna retire & go sailing with his wife. Dude is about to get BLOWED UP!"
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years"
"[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it."