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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
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"If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song. You'll die, but the bear will suffer too."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with four captains? She came back with a Red Snapper."
"I got you a paracetamol, I said ""I got you a paracetamol"", I said. ""But I don't have a headache"", she replied. ""Good, then let's fuck""."
"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
"""Ice, Ice, Baby, Vanilla, Ice, Ice, Baby."" - Worst cocktail recipe ever"
"David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers."
"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."