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Joke of the Day
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"
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"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!"
"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
"Prison counts as a gated community, right?"
"People call me ""big"", ""dumb"", and ""stupid"", which confuses me because I'm actually not very big"
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."
"What do Baptists and cats have in common? You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it."