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Joke of the Day

"In 1987 Bernie Sanders wrote a folk album titled ""we will overcome"" At the same time Donald Trump wrote an album called ""we will over-comb"""

"My wife: ever since you got on twitter you never listen or talk to me any more. Me: yeah spaghetti for sure!"

"Why do they bury police officers 6ft under. Because deep down they are good people."

"What did the bra say to the top hat? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."

"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""

"A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society."

"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"

"No wonder my cigar tastes funny. It's just a really old hot dog."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"

"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."