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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."
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"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"
"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry. We don't serve food."""
"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"
"So my girlfriend told me she wanted to go to the zoo. I told her Wal-Mart is right down the street, and it's free."
"What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship? Vloody Putin"
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"I'm so petty People call me Tom"
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""