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Joke of the Day

"My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table"

"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."

"Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit."

"If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me"

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."

"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"

"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""

"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."

"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."