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Joke of the Day
"Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit."
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"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."
"I identify as a Skywalker I guess you could call me Anakin."
"NSFW What's one thing a woman wishes her husband had after childbirth? A fatter penis."
"When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always ""I don't believe you."""
"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"
"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"
"They say a moose can swim up to 6km/h. Not very funny but at least you learned something"
"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."
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