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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"

"What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend? The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful."

"Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges? As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange."

"How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just compliment it way too much and then get pissed when it won't screw."

"Two Men walk into a bar... ""Knock, Knock!""...... ""Who's there?"" says one. ""It's the doctor, you two walked into a pole, now tell me if your head hurts."""

"Yo mamma so fat collection..."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."