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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !"
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"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."
"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."
"That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves."
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."
"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"
"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."
"Why did the vegetarian hate giving blow jobs? She was a lesbian."
"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."
"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"