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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""
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"Why was the meeting for impotent men cancelled? They knew no one would come."
"My friend just won the Scandinavian excavator championship by moving a beer can from one table to another without denting it. My friend knows his ways around beer."
"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""
"The mechanic has informed me that the shrieking sound I hear in my car on my way to work is apparently me."
"Rules of the metal shop If it's glowing and metal, it's probably hot. Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick."
"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."
"Just caught a glimpse of myself naked - Apologies in advance to my coroner"
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"
"Why did the PI detective cross the road? He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns."