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Joke of the Day

"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."

"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"

"Dark comedy is like food. Not everyone gets it."

"Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party."

"I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester."

"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."

"I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame."

"When you think about it , zombies are fixed humans . You just turn them off and on ."

"Have you seen the new fishing website? No it's not online yet."

"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."