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Joke of the Day
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
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"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
"When we were young, my brother was always better in everything. I never let it get me down though. Because I know I will always have more chromosomes than him!"
"I like my Women, like I Like my Water. Free"
"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"
"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
"A G N B: That's bang out of order."
"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."
"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."