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Joke of the Day
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
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"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."
"Sir, your resume is just a picture of you photoshopped into a quidditch match. No need for an interview, welcome to the White House"
"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."
"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."
"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"