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Joke of the Day

"Sir, your resume is just a picture of you photoshopped into a quidditch match. No need for an interview, welcome to the White House"

"What is the Greek Army's motto? Never leave your buddy's behind."

"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"

"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"

"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."

"Waiter there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !"

"Both my ends are business ends."