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Joke of the Day

"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."

"How do you confuse a jew? Put him in a circular room and tell him there's a quarter in the corner"

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."

"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"

"so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i ""need to put my hospital gown on the right way"""

"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."

"What is Mexico's National Sport? Cross-Country"

"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"

"Broken Window Wife: You need to fix the bathroom window, then neighbor can see me every time I shower. Husband; I know, he saw you and called me to tell me he's paying for the window repair."