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Joke of the Day

"Charles Manson not only got a woman while in prison, but a woman that only wanted him for his body. Screw Tinder, I'm going to prison."

"To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life."

"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."

"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"

"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"

"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... I told her ""In HD"". Apparently that was not the right answer"

"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, and I thought ""Well that was a little condescending."""

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."