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Joke of the Day

"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"

"This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line."

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"

"My girlfriend wanted me to include her more.. My girlfriend cuddled up to me and said ""I wish you would play with me like to do those video games"". So, I Dragon-punched her in the face."

"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."

"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."