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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the group of people with funny outfits that talk about peace and love and stuff Trekkies :)"

"""Damnit!"" -a burglar, discovering yet another drawer filled with dead batteries, take-out menus, and pen caps."

"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"

"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."

"My friend works in a recycling facility... And they showed me around to the can recycling area, and I wasn't to happy about it. It was soda pressing."

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."