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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."
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"Something disturbing came in the mail today... ...my mailman."
"What do you call a crisis where you're the same before and after? An identity crisis!"
"""Oh, look at the moon!"" I've seen the moon. Thanks."
"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."
"What are the options? Air Hostess to passenger: ""Sir would you like to have dinner?"" Passenger: ""What are the options?"" Air Hostess: ""Yes and No."""
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."
"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."