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Joke of the Day
"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
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"What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails? A cruiseifixion."
"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"
"Where does a homeless accountant live? In a tax shelter."
"If all the corner pieces of a cake are gone, I calmly pull the emergency icing out of my purse & frost the edges of an inside piece."
"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."
"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."
"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"
"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."
"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""