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Joke of the Day
"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"
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"To my future kids: I apologize for the lack of college funds... Blame mom, she INSISTED on organic produce from Whole Foods."
"Equality That's the joke."
"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"
"A magician is walking down the street He turns into a store"
"Nothing is better than studying That's why i do nothing."
"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"
"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."
"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."